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lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr) to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago

Never seen him this happy

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Never seen him this happy

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lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr) to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513

I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now

  • @Naich@lemmings.world
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    Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.

    • @trouble@lemm.ee
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      47•6 months ago

      I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately

      • @glimse@lemmy.world
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        16•6 months ago

        Like goatse, his turds fall freely

        • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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          8•6 months ago

          It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.

        • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          4•6 months ago

          Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans

      • @HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        Smooth as a barry sax riff.

    • @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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      15•6 months ago

      puckered

      Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.

      All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum

      • circuitfarmer
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        11•6 months ago

        I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest

        • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          2•6 months ago

          We used to just call it Santorum

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      13•6 months ago

      My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.

    • @HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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      4•6 months ago

      Right on the lips you say?

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