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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon wants $3 million

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Anon wants $3 million

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    You guys are all coming at this like they put real money in there

    https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/3m-three-million-dollars-vancouver-bus-stop-cash-stunt

    • bountygiver [any]
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      20•5 months ago

      thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that’s why everyone is kicking it.

      • @Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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        Ya for sure. No rules and a true $3M prize will have a group of us with jeeps and winches pulling it apart in 30min

    • @Carl@lemm.ee
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      17•5 months ago

      The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

      Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - “the iron broke before the glass did!”

      • @Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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        21•5 months ago

        Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

      • @AEsheron@lemmy.world
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        The planet broke before the guard!

    • svitvojimilioni
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      3•5 months ago

      i ate the onion

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