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minus-squaretoomanypancakescakelinkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoSomeone’s never experienced a rough winter.
minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink16•4 months agoThe majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
minus-square@HikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilink6•edit-24 months agoThat’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
minus-square@Telorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilink4•4 months agoI will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•4 months agoAs a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍linkfedilink1•4 months agoMinnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter. Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
minus-square@compostgoblin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoOnly if you’re okay with bland soups.
Garlic is not required to survive winter.
Found the vampire.
I’m pale because the sun sets in November.
Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.
I am Canadian.
The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
I will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.
As a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.
Minnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter.
Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
Only if you’re okay with bland soups.
There are other spices.