@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1667arrow-down120
arrow-up1647arrow-down1imageAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.world@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months agomessage-square119fedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4llinkfedilinkEnglish77•edit-24 months agoDid it have a flared end? If yes: It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember. or He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it. If no: Butt plug goblins. They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework