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@RockBottom@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

@RockBottom@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.

geteilt von: https://lemmy.world/post/27899430

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    5•3 months ago

    Let’s hope the next guy has a Remington 700 or better

    • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      10•3 months ago

      or better

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        What’s the typical range on one of those?

        • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          7•3 months ago

          About 6 miles, per the various youtube videos I’ve spent the last 37 minutes watching.

          • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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            2•3 months ago

            Nice. Be better used in a multi-target area though, due to shrapnel damage.

            • @hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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              Luckily he’s always in a multi-target area.

              • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                1•3 months ago

                Right? NASA’s asteroid redirection program would have been the perfect tool for the job.

              • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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                1•3 months ago

                Thats SOP for lying, criminal personalities to surround themselves with fawning sycophants

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