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minus-square@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish96•2 months agoApparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
minus-square@ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish30•2 months agoBut do you fit into that box? 🤔
minus-square@KMAMURI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish24•2 months agoNothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
minus-square@Dragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-square@Th3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-square@Dragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
minus-square@shalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
I have mixed feelings about this.
Don’t breathe this.
first, ya cut a hole in that box…
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(