You could throw a twenty in a vat o’ hot oil

When he jump in after it watch him boil

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in

If you can find he can swim

Put lead boots on him and do it again! You and a friend

Videotape and the party don’t end

Tell that boogers be sellin’ like crack

He gon’ put the little baggies in his nose and suffocate like that

Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun

When he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you know this one