Pro to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comexternal-linkmessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up1710arrow-down122cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1688arrow-down1external-linkMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comPro to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square238fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-square@treadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish122•1 month agoImagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
minus-square@intheformbelow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish61•1 month agoShe just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
minus-square@Rakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish38•1 month agoI want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
minus-square@Opisek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month agoNarrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
minus-square@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglish37•1 month agoDude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
minus-square@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoDid homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
minus-square@scarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•30 days agoI mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot. “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.” “Sustained!”
Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
Better not break his arms.
Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Ew
I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.
“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”
“Sustained!”