(all “punishments” are actually rewards)

  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    8324 days ago

    I have to admit I’m stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

    • Tippon
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      5424 days ago

      so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.

      I genuinely can’t tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not…

      • KingJalopy
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        312 days ago

        If it’s a decent model it’ll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it’ll get stuck on a sock or something.

        • Tippon
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          312 days ago

          It’s the ‘something’ that makes me nervous >.<

          • KingJalopy
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            412 days ago

            Any rational person should know that there aren’t any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo…

            But there’s always a chance!