The slap fight between Donald Trump and Elon Musk has highlighted the absurdity of keeping so much of our space program and satellite internet infrastructure in the hands of a single oligarch.
Noooo you can’t do that it’d be socialism! Which, as everyone knows, leads to the end of private property and therefore to nationalizing toothbrushes. How would YOU like to have to share your toothbrush?
And Amazon!
And healthcare!
Noooo you can’t do that it’d be socialism! Which, as everyone knows, leads to the end of private property and therefore to nationalizing toothbrushes. How would YOU like to have to share your toothbrush?
Noooooo let’s pretend to ignore Marx’s definition of property types and be scared of having to share our underwear nooooooooooooo
OMG underwear too? Those monsters! 😱 😱 😱
We must also all share one toothbrush.
And my axe!
And railroads to those Amazon warehouses