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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago

Anon's split personality

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Anon's split personality

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago
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  • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    6•6 days ago

    What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

    • @Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      15•6 days ago

      Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

      • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        2•6 days ago

        Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

        • @Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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          3•5 days ago

          What?

          • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            2•5 days ago

            Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

            • @QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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              3•5 days ago

              How far up the chute are we talking?

              • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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                2•5 days ago

                Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

    • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      7•6 days ago

      Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

      • @Woht24@lemmy.world
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        3•6 days ago

        I’ll choose not.

      • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        2•6 days ago

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