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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago

I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago
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  • @TauZero@mander.xyz
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    The town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?

    • @FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24•5 days ago

      Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

    • snooggums
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      13•5 days ago

      The undertaker’s understudy.

      • @Denjin@lemmings.world
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        12•5 days ago

        The under-under-taker

        • @P1nkman@lemmy.world
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          If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?

        • @kibiz0r@midwest.social
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          If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.

    • @jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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      10•5 days ago

      Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.

      • @davidgro@lemmy.world
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        6•5 days ago

        The underclause

      • @Widdershins@lemmy.world
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        3•5 days ago

        THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.

    • @Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world
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      7•5 days ago

      As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.

    • IninewCrow
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      Embalmception

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