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Track_Shovel to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 days ago

Anon ups his fibre intake

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Anon ups his fibre intake

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Track_Shovel to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 days ago
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  • @Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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    17•2 days ago

    Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.

    • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      15•2 days ago

      The artificial sweetener in question is maltitol.

      Also, under no circumstances should you ever use it to make jello shots and give them to your asshole neighbor for the party they’re about to host

      • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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        I thought it was xylitol?

        • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 day ago

          No, maltitol is the one that gives everyone the immediate shits.

          Personally, I use erythritol as a sugar replacer. While it can cause some bowel activity in large amounts, it takes a few hours to kick in and is more akin to eating a bunch of fiber

        • @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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          5•2 days ago

          it was actually head on

    • @Phen@lemmy.eco.br
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      Not one, but a full bag of them.

      • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 days ago

        Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with

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