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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 15 days ago

3 Wishes

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3 Wishes

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 15 days ago
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  • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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    36•15 days ago

    Saw a funny continuation where the dogs first wish is for them to swap bodies and his second wish is that the person couldn’t talk.

    • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      15•15 days ago

      That sounds more like cat wishes to me.

      • stebo
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        4•15 days ago

        why would a cat lower themselves to the life of a petty human?

        • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          5•15 days ago

          Easier to get food that way.

          • stebo
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            3•15 days ago

            no because now they have to actually work for it and do chores and stuff

            • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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              15 days ago

              Yeah, they’d find that out. Human in cat body: “No take-backs! Now scoop my poop!”

          • Cethin
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            3•15 days ago

            If you are able to get food with less work than your cat then I’m either jealous of your life or worried about your cat.

            • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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              15 days ago

              How would the cat know how the food gets there? The human leaves, they come back with food. That would be a great “be careful what you wish for” wish.

    • socsa
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      7•15 days ago

      The tragic comedy is when the dog wishes the human can live forever.

    • @abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world
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      6•15 days ago

      Someone posted a version of that in the comments. A bit dark!

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