• @BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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    52 days ago

    Are you me? It’s was a good while ago but that was literally what I posted in response to the Death Note question last I saw it!

    Trump would shit himself to death on live Tv. 😂

    • @salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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      92 days ago

      Lol! One should try to live their life in a way that multiple people don’t independently wish you a painful, embarrassing diarrhea death in front of the whole planet.

      • @BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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        62 days ago

        Said staring off in the middle distance with a small glimmer in my eye:

        “I’d like to think there’s a little part in all of us that wants to see Trump shit himself to death on live Tv.”

        Tips hat and walks off into the sunset.

    • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      42 days ago

      while accurately parrying any attempts to help him, and then have a seizure in the shit while still fending off any would be rescuers.

    • I Cast Fist
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      22 days ago

      Gotta have someone slipping on the shit and dying from head trauma right afterwards for maximum lol

      • @menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        21 day ago

        J.D. Vance running, wildly masturbating and screaming: “Now I am the king, mommy!” and slipping in Trumps shit and splitting his head open on Hegseths whiskey bottle, ramming it down his throat suffocating him.