@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days agoSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.net@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 days agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-square@Blackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish55•9 days agoIn, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
minus-square@nandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-29 days agoI had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
minus-square@GiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 days agoIs that normal shitposting you’re doing?
In, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out.
You are now a fully trained management consultant.
Lean leader certified
I had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
Is that normal shitposting you’re doing?