Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to Games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years agoFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythinghexbear.netimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1imageFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythinghexbear.netGorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to Games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square45linkfedilinkfile-text
Reference to my previous post wondering what the default intended method of play is. https://hexbear.net/post/2831733
minus-squareGorb [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 years agoThe redditor in the corner of my room said I’m not hot and sexy if I don’t complete the game naked with a wooden club
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoNo magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you’ve only finished Elden Ring once you’ve beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoyou will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
minus-squareGorb [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoThat’s more than my parents ever gave me
minus-squareCowbee [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoI think it’s hotter and sexier to enjoy games at your own pace, rather than trying to appease terminally online redditors, fwiw
The redditor in the corner of my room said I’m not hot and sexy if I don’t complete the game naked with a wooden club
No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you’ve only finished Elden Ring once you’ve beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
That’s more than my parents ever gave me
I think it’s hotter and sexier to enjoy games at your own pace, rather than trying to appease terminally online redditors, fwiw