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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 10 months ago

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  • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    141•10 months ago

    Have protected sex even if you only have access to non-biodegradable condoms, getting antibiotic resistant chlamydia isn’t going to save the planet.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      Also from an environmental perspective, having a child is about the worst thing you can do compared to…using a fucking condom lmao.

      • @msage@programming.dev
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        41•10 months ago

        Vasectomy

        • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          41•10 months ago

          I can’t recommend this highly enough if you’re never planning on having a kid or if you’re done having kids. I am a huge weenie when it comes to medical procedures and mine was super simple. I was sore for a few days, did my follow up, and that was it.

          I still use condoms because of STDs but I never have to worry about accidentally having a kid if a condom breaks.

          • @Delta_V@lemmy.world
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            28•10 months ago

            it’s the bees knees when you’re married - cream pies all day, every day

            • @msage@programming.dev
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              7•10 months ago

              I hear ya

          • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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            1•10 months ago

            Not to mention your wife’s boyfriend will buy you a Nintendo Switch.

      • @JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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        8•10 months ago

        One baby can go through 6,000 diapers until potty trained.

        One condom vs 6,000 diapers. I think your right about the condom doing less damage to the environment.

        • @GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de
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          1•10 months ago

          Just use the washable ones, made from organic cotton. Lower environmental impact, shorter time until potty trained as well on average. Still not as good as not putting extra people on the planet though 😁

        • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•10 months ago

          kill the baby.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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      33•10 months ago

      Wellll

      If it kills you early, it is certainly good on the climate

    • aname
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      10•10 months ago

      Chlamydia and all other stds are biodegradable

    • KillingTimeItself
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      6•10 months ago

      or just be a based virgin and don’t have sex. That would’ve been the funny answer.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    72•10 months ago

    Latex is natural rubber and is indeed biodegradable though it is slow to break down. Polyurethane condoms will probably be found in the archeological record.

    • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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      11•10 months ago

      I mean, true but they’re better than the styrofoam ones…

      /s

      • Captain Aggravated
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        9•10 months ago

        (I know you’re joking but the builder in me is genuinely curious if you can make a rubber-like substance out of polystyrene)

        • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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          6•10 months ago

          Styrene is in the vynal family, Styrene-Isoprene-Styrene is used to make extremely expensive surgical gloves so I’m going to say yes.

    • @anivia@lemmy.ml
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      2•10 months ago

      Polyurethane also biodegrades, just very slowly. Since condoms are very thin there will be not much left of them after a century

  • @jet@hackertalks.com
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    58•10 months ago

    Over a long enough time span… everything returns to star dust

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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      24•10 months ago

      I, for one, am ready for the sun to consume us all.

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        I’m not. We need to get star lifting going, and turn the solar system into our command ship, using the sun as the engine, and structural basis.

        • @Kwiila@slrpnk.net
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          6•10 months ago

          “So after a million years of putting off adjustment maintenance, the size of the sun has grown to critical levels and it is now too late. We will be evacuating at the next solar system in 120 [MINUS FIVE] years and diverting all available resources to emergency maintenance in the mean time. This announcement is a recording.” Frickin’ humans, eons of progress and can’t even do eons of progress right.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    40•10 months ago

    “If you care about the planet, be sure to cut down on this product that contributes 0.01% of all plastic waste”

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      36•10 months ago

      You need a few more zeros there.

    • vovo
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      7•10 months ago

      Why use plastic condoms? Latex is good.

      • Annoyed_🦀
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        8•10 months ago

        Latex allergy, apparently that’s a thing.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        3•10 months ago

        In the past 2 decades vinyl ones have become a lot more common. I don’t know if there’s any difference in strength, but being hypoallergenic gives them a broader market.

  • MF_COOM [he/him]
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    34•10 months ago

    STDs are biodegradable too

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      10•10 months ago

      They’re natural. They’re from the Earth.

      • MF_COOM [he/him]
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        6•10 months ago

        I start my day with a bowlful yim yum

  • @CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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    31•10 months ago

    Sheep intestine condoms ftw!

    /s

    • @DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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      10 months ago

      This, but un-sarcastically.

      Would be an interesting boost to the Sheep industry.

    • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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      9•10 months ago

      As long as it’s not still in the sheep.

      • @Raverbunny@aussie.zone
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        3•10 months ago

        I see you’re unaware of what goes on in New Zealand…

        With love from across the Tasman 😁

    • @grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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      6•10 months ago

      They’re not as good at preventing STDs, but they’re decent at preventing pregnancy.

  • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    31•10 months ago

    Isn’t all latex biodegradable? It’s cured tree sap.

    • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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      57•10 months ago

      Yes, however, it’s the other chemicals they mix it with that make it not biodegradable. Thankfully there are some companies not using those chemicals now which is lovely.

      Also, for those who are allergic to latex, unfortunatley the only option is polyurethene which is plastic, and as such not at all biodegradable.

      • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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        Nitrile is an option as well. They don’t contain the protein that triggers allergic reactions

        • Of the Air (cele/celes)
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          1•10 months ago

          We didn’t find anything about Nirtrile and protection. Could you clarify?

    • @forrgott@lemm.ee
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      10•10 months ago

      That’s…not how chemistry works.

  • pruwyben
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    30•10 months ago

    Nah, they’re full of microplastics these days.

  • Lime Buzz (fae/she)
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    13•10 months ago

    This is incorrect now, there are some which are.

  • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    12•10 months ago

    Say gex!

    • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5•10 months ago

      sesbiab lex

  • @Zozano@lemy.lol
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    10•10 months ago

    Ah… 2019… The year of the distortion memes.

    You see, it’s funnier because the letters are being silly.

    • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•10 months ago

      for me the distortion adds to the meme because it changes how I pronounce the second part in my mind. because of the distortion I read it with a rising and falling tone or whatever it’s called, which made it a lot funnier.

  • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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    8•10 months ago

    this is why you should do as old times and use sheep intestines as condoms

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•10 months ago

      Any vegan alternatives?

      • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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        3•10 months ago

        latex is plant based i think

  • @ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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    6•10 months ago

    HIV is not biodegradable once it’s inside you

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•10 months ago

      HIV becomes part of you so kinda.

      • @psud@aussie.zone
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        1•10 months ago

        HIV speeds up your recycling (especially untreated) so it’s quicker recycling than an unmodified human

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    6•10 months ago

    lol what a wild ride.

  • JackGreenEarth
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    6•10 months ago

    Are progesterone pills biodegradable?

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