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Gregor@gregtech.eu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Gregor@gregtech.eu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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    He should try just getting a blood boy like Gavin Belson did in Silicon Valley

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      Oh, his blood boy is his son.

      Unfortunately I’m not kidding.

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        Oh shit… I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I’m glad my dad isn’t into that

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          I’m pretty sure the Silicon Valley joke was based on this guy.

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            Or Peter Theil

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        To be fair he stopped that too, turns out you can’t do enough transfusions to make any difference.

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        Worst My Dad Is Dracula comic ever.

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