Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.
Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?
Sometimes people like man butts.
I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck
I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.
And for good reason. He’s canonically dummy-thicc.
And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards
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Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.
I love you’re pfp. Kenshin’s face always makes me happy :)
Finally some relevant news.
And somehow without a misleading headline.
They clearly didn’t do their homework
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A travesty.
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I’m far more peeved as an MGS fan at everything Konami has done with the IP post Kojima. Fuck Konami.
I don’t mean to be rude, but
Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering
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