I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

well good for them…

At least someone is having sex around here.

hot

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

No they’re not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

I did not consent

So…your face or mine?

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

We’re like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.