“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”
slumps down.
“…that’s never happened to me before.”
I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it’s not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn’t.
“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”
“37.”
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Cool Beans
movie
Hot Rod
“Hello there”
“Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind…”
“Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße”
“LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!”
“Ils sont fous, ces Romains!”
“The senate will decide your faith”
“Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner”
Who wants a mustache ride?
I am not the messias!
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Royal with cheese
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Have you tried… not being a mutant?
OH HAI MARK.
