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minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoWhat if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
minus-squareDarkCloud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 months agoWhat if garlic bread kills aliens.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoFree alien tech? Seems like a decent trade to me.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoTake solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoGarlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoAh, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin… Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months ago Can travel faster then light. Can’t figure out garlic.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoHey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️
What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
What if garlic bread kills aliens.
Free alien tech?
Seems like a decent trade to me.
yoooooooo
Take solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
Garlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
Ah, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin…
Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
Hey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️