Hope you were trying to sneak, tripped over your left foot and fell into the fire knocking embers onto the floor catching the room on fire, maybe one of your companions may be able to kick you into some water and maybe you’ll escape before the building burns down. Overall… might be best case scenario
Rolling 5 nat 20s is a 20^-5 = 0.0000313% chance. Knowing my play sessions we all roll below 5 and the goblin king rolls the nat 20.
That would explain the 2024 election
I knew I recognized the cameo in that shitpile Hobbit trilogy, just couldn’t quite place it. 🤢
What if I roll a one?
Are you a hobbit?
The Tolkien Estate would like to know your location.
Royalties can be arranged to be paid to me through my agent.
Hope you were trying to sneak, tripped over your left foot and fell into the fire knocking embers onto the floor catching the room on fire, maybe one of your companions may be able to kick you into some water and maybe you’ll escape before the building burns down. Overall… might be best case scenario