Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, according to a statement from his family. He was 84.
He died of complications of pneumonia and heart failure, basically slowly suffocating to death in his own fluids. Still too kind a death for him. I hope he’s in hell.
He lived too long, and didn’t suffer nearly enough.
He died of complications of pneumonia and heart failure, basically slowly suffocating to death in his own fluids. Still too kind a death for him. I hope he’s in hell.
So his body waterboarded him.
huh.
Maybe there really is a higher power 🥹