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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon has had enough

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    4 months ago

    clean your toilet mr long schlong

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        Shouldn’t cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

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            Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

            Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I’ve ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do… Rent free. Rent. Free.

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                Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.

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        Sometimes? I’m not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn’t that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it’s height-based. But again, for an adult I’m not tall at all.

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        Or y’know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you’re standing or sitting.

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            Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water

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                That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size

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