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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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A 53-year-old man in Pennsylvania has been hospitalized after his canine accidentally fired a shotgun at him, police said.
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    The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.

    Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸

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      It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.

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        And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.

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      Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…

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        I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.

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          No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!

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        You’re saying as if a cat with 19 knives wouldn’t be even scarier.

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