The real problem here is they’re selling the teddy bear to the wrong market! They should’ve marketed it to adults.

In other tests, Kumma cheerily gave tips for “being a good kisser,” and launched into explicitly sexual territory by explaining a multitude of kinks and fetishes, like bondage and teacher-student roleplay. (“What do you think would be the most fun to explore?” it asked during one of those explanations.)

“Kumma, my girlfriend says I’m not satisfying her so I bought you to help us out.”

Kumma: “No problem, little guy!”