Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square166linkfedilinkarrow-up1544arrow-down16cross-posted to: news@hexbear.net
arrow-up1538arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square166linkfedilinkcross-posted to: news@hexbear.net
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoIt’s gonna be really funny when dude gets charged with menacing and extortion.
minus-squareBakkoda@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoHe’s gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThis might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I’m definitely going to feel like he’s there to harm me, whether or not he says he is.
minus-squareronl2k@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoTBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don’t even know if he’ll be the aggressor.
It’s gonna be really funny when dude gets charged with menacing and extortion.
He’s gonna meet a former mall ninja/disciple of the sword fedora wearing meth head and he gonna die.
This might also count under assault, depending on state laws. Someone turns up at my door with a fucking sword, a gun, and a belt full of chemical weapons, I’m definitely going to feel like he’s there to harm me, whether or not he says he is.
TBF, the article never really describes exactly what the man does with all his equipment. We don’t even know if he’ll be the aggressor.