As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I’m always punctual and I don’t know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.
Hope this helps.
It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.
But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽
Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.
I always knew there was a reason God didn’t make me a rich man.
You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.
Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.
What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?
you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria
Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!
Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.
not even the biggest bagger!
These are the biggest in the world, the newest versionis Bagger 293, 96 m high and 225 m long, 14.500 tons, but now after almost 30 years need some little fixes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv-7nLV-YUM
Excellent Video that explains why we need those baggers
You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.
Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of “you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it”. Truly in it for the love of the game alone
I mean, at least they’re doing it to their own country.
Yeah, but still not in agreement with the people who live/d there…
LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes… SAD!
Germany’s “Green” party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can’t destroy the environment if there’s none of it left.
Also that’s what the famous mud wizard was protesting.
Smash capitalism or something idk. Fuck the opportunist parties
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Green parties are supporting the greenest things - dollars and military.
as tom scott explains: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseK5gp66u8
they think that everything is ok as long they don’t get close to the farlands.
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