cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 days agoWhen you try to spread cold butter on toastlemmy.mlimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down16cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
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minus-squarecm0002@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 days agoBut…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-219 days agoI like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 days agoYou ain’t right. Hahahaha, made me snort.
minus-squarefulcrummed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 days agoYeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.
But…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
You ain’t right.
Hahahaha, made me snort.
Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.