A woman and her husband are sleeping in bed when she shoots up in a panic and rushes to the window. She throws the curtains open and sighs with relief.
Instantly panic sets in again! she rushes out of the room! Her husband follows her to the bathroom, confused. She throws open the medicine cabinet and sighs with relief.
Soon as he thinks it’s over panic sets in and she rushes to the kitchen as he tails. She throws open the fridge and once again she sighs with relief and finally calms down.
The husband asks his wife: “What’s wrong?”
She replies: “I had a horrible nightmare. We had public transport in the streets, medicine in the cabinet, and plentiful food in the fridge!”
In disbelief he stammers: “but that doesn’t sound so bad?”
With a dire look she turns to him: “Yeah but the communists were in power”
Joke from the shock therapy in Poland:
A man comes tired from the work but he caught a rabbit! “finally some meat” he thinks.
He brings the rabbit home, hands it to his wife and says “lets roast it”
“We have no gas” answers his wife
“Then let’s boil it?”
“We have no water”
“Maybe just cook it in any way?”
“We have no electricity”
Angry man throws the rabbit through window. Rabbit backs up, stands straight on rear paws and loudly proclaims: “Long live Prime Minister Olszewski!”
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