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minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·19 days agoIt’s easy to get away with crime, though. Step 1: have parents who are billionaires
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·19 days agoStep two, pick victims who are socially disadvantaged
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 days agoStep 3: Pit them against each other to distract them while you run out the back carrying all the money, leaving them with crumbs.
It’s easy to get away with crime, though.
Step 1: have parents who are billionaires
Step two, pick victims who are socially disadvantaged
Step 3: Pit them against each other to distract them while you run out the back carrying all the money, leaving them with crumbs.