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NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 天前

Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran

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Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran

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NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 天前
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Michael Bay is directing another film about a real-life military incident, this one from Trump's recent ongoing conflict with Iran.
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    Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won’t be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.

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      More realistically, it’ll be based on the pentagon’s accounts of the accounts of the service members.

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        The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.

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      Will the high speed vehicle chase come before or after the slow motion shots of the american flags blowing in the wind?

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        Yes, also during

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      Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?

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        It’ll be a cybertruck

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          Inexplicably in Iran

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      But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…

      Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…

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      It’s Michael Bay, all of that was a given.

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