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minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·2 months agoUmbrella gets wet. Ya shake it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squaretreadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down3·2 months agoIs that a Finnish thing or just the first thing you thought to shake?
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoThere is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?
minus-squareVictoria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 months agoFinnish people do not shake hands.
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoWhat else do you shake on a fairly common basis, I suppose you also shake the bottle to get every last drop out. So it’s bottle or umbrella.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoOh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSharing doesn’t sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoMine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.
Umbrella gets wet. Ya shake it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Is that a Finnish thing or just the first thing you thought to shake?
There is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?
Finnish people do not shake hands.
What else do you shake on a fairly common basis, I suppose you also shake the bottle to get every last drop out. So it’s bottle or umbrella.
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Oh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.
Sharing doesn’t sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.
I think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.
Mine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.