Nothing serious, this is for fun. My example was a friend told me you get computer viruses if you use disks that were dropped on the ground outside. His logic was he was told you get sick if you eat stuff off the ground. Sickness is caused by viruses. Computers can get viruses. Computers “eat” floppy disks. So if you put a dirty floppy into a computer you will make it sick by giving it a virus.
Yes it’s mostly wrong but you can sorta see the logic…
That sex is when you pee on eachother. Which like. That can be involved for some folks if thats your cup of tea but its hardly the definitional component 😅
Wait… So I’ve been doing it wrong all these years? No wonder she hasn’t gotten pregnant!