• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    oh no, my private insurance, which only gave life saving measure to an astonishing number of people who are alive and thriving today because one of their CEOs got shot in the fucking face, deservedly

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        23 days ago

        The only thing that we can statistically, empirically prove from that incident is that shooting insurance CEOs in the face provide a net positive for society.

        and this theorem could be extrapolated into other segments too, besides healthcare.

        Which is why they are so desperate to convict luigi, and why i’m so shocked they havent arranged an “accident” for him yet.

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          23 days ago

          Some are clever enough to know that killing him will make him into a martyr for millions…

          I suspect that they will try something more devious… he needs to be publicly humiliated somehow.

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          23 days ago

          Which is why they are so desperate to convict luigi, and why i’m so shocked they havent arranged an “accident” for him yet.

          What would that accomplish? They want to have the trial and conviction to make an example out of him.

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          22 days ago

          I thought the CEO was shot in the back. If we want to be scientific about it, we’d need data about them being shot in the face, too.

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            22 days ago

            Right, because shooting in the face could give even better results. Line up the CEOs because we have some experiments to conduct!