• LongPigFlavor@lemmy.ml
    3·
    2 years ago

    Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.

  • Kit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    3·
    2 years ago

    Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.

    Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.

    You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.

    You will find love.

    ACAB

  • Firemyth@lemm.ee
    2·
    2 years ago

    Your life isn’t going to be “normal” and it’s not your fault. You are going to be different and it’s not because you are better or worse. just different. Just do your best and that’s all anyone can want from you.

  • Lorindól@sopuli.xyz
    2·
    2 years ago
    1. Do not let Mom ever have brain surgery.
    2. Make grandma see a different doctor. The current one is clueless.
    3. Bust Dad for smoking in secret and force him to stop. You know how it can be done.
    4. Idea of Mom and Dad getting a divorce is a scary one, but it probably would make their and your life a lot better.
    5. Start jogging daily. You’ll never like it, but you need to do it to.
    6. Ask her out when you’re 15. She likes you too.
    7. Start taking guitar and piano lessons. Turns out you have musical talent, you just haven’t realized it yet.
    8. No, I won’t tell you how to get rich. You’d fuck your life up royally with unlimited money.
  • Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tfEnglish
    2·
    2 years ago

    You’re gonna end up almost dying at around… 16 yrs? Do not go through that target training course.

    Oh, and you’re Ace & Genderfluid, have fun!

  • Square Singer@feddit.de
    2·
    2 years ago

    Keep a low profile and you’ll be fine. Just don’t take parenting/relationship advice from your parents.

    Also: School stuff really is freaking easy if you’d put in just a little bit of real effort.

    And skip that girl you meeed when you are 17. She’s trouble.

  • janus2@lemmy.sdf.org
    2·
    2 years ago
    1. you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
    2. drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
    3. convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
    4. buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
    5. learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
    6. move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
    7. BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    2 years ago

    Don’t smoke cigarettes ever.

    Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.

    Don’t take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.

    Don’t lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.

    Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.

  • Chai@lemmy.ml
    2·
    2 years ago

    Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
    2·
    2 years ago

    “You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”