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Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • kinther@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Using just toilet paper is like if a bird shit on your arm and you used toilet paper to wipe it off. There’s still shit on your arm - you’re still dirty and need to wash it off. Bidets are really superior in every way.

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      1 year ago

      I mean, If a bird shit on me, I wouldn’t consider myself clean if I just hosed it off with water either. Soap needs to be involved. Bidet or TP is just a stopgap until you actually wash your ass. With soap.

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        1 year ago

        Wet wipes are a problem to the sewage system. They don’t break down, they clog. Don’t use them unless your selfishness outweighs your sense of responsibility. This isn’t a TED talk, just be a decent human being.

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      Using a bidet is like a bird pooped on you and you just splashed that shit all over the place and got everything wet.

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          1 year ago

          Did YOURS? Where I’m from, if you’re playing in the water but the dishes still have food on them, you’re in trouble.