My uncle would have loved this.

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

You can see his dick through the robe?

Nothing

They already hate us surface dwellers!

Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Ah, thanks!

A mars bar? I don’t get it.

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.