Afghaniscran

It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

I’ve put many signs up when working construction for warning of all sorts. People don’t read signs. There’s so many everywhere now trying to throw some sort of product down our neck that we’ve gone sign blind.

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

Then I misread your initial comment I guess. I can get behind that.

Toxic masculinity?

I’ve never known anyone except people on the internet to be all “everyone should be themselves and do what they enjoy”

And then when someone enjoys something that they don’t like it’s suddenly “No, not like that! That’s toxic!”

If you don’t like “disgusting” things or dark humour that’s absolutely fine but don’t call people toxic for liking it. I would say that’s a toxic trait in itself.

I find feet disgusting but I’m not here to call someone toxic cos they have a foot fetish.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

Sublime - 1. Santeria 2. Wrong way 3. What I got

Reel big fish - sell out

Rancid - time bomb

That’s a few but keep exploring from there and find out what she likes

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

It all depends on the caveats of immortality.

Rest so very peacefully

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

Rock wool, ignoring it’s insulating properties, I’m forced to believe was created by the devil himself.

There’s murder in those eyes