I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

That’s cool. I’m also a Mutant.

I like being spoiled.

And I baked a crusty loaf of sourdough bread this morning.

#Stepmom

#ꙆїꙆ τΦΦτꚃ?

I love that guy!

I was looking for a sweat comment

#🥵💦🤮

I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

That’s me

I get what they’re saying.

Star Trek is still nerd niche compared to Star Wars or MCU.

Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

Her: (visibly drying)

bonus-twist: OP is 37.