Angular

I am that middle-aged person playing Block Blast! On my phone. 😭😂

Exactly. We do have an automatic feeder, but it is not “smart” and I still have to tend to it occasionally. It’s main use is scheduling small feedings throughout the day so she gets fed correctly even if I’m busy.

It made me think of goatse. I’ll see myself out now.

Well, without consequences why should anyone care?!?

Yep, we don’t drink either.

Landlines

I fucking hate Netflix!

It’s because we (Americans) not only hate everyone but also ourselves.

Yeah, eBay is a great for used cds & dvds

Because they’re my favorite.

The fediverse doesn’t need “saving”, it’s not going anywhere. Yeah, he sounds like the exact type of person that ruined Reddit.

Kitler is judging you

Why the hell do so many give a shit what one dev does? Use something else to access Lemmy!

I’ve tried to get into a few times, and I just can’t.

There’s no winning even when you’re forced to comply. Bastards!

So they took notes from the titan submarine homies.

Oh yeah, I’d 100% do time for it, worth it!!

It’s slop, yes

I will, for sure, kill a mfer for doing that to me or my wife.

Great! My little gremlin is napping.