Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]

for a second there i thought i was on somehow

ahhh exactly what we needed rn

many thanks & pleasurable trips, friend

who woulda thonk the guy who’s now mostly known for reacting to other people’s content would be a reactionary dickhole

there was a fairly popular hang out spot near where i grew up called “horny rock.” not sure if it’s like as in heat that animals experience or uhhh due to it being a long standing gathering point for hormonal teenagers

there is a place in f*nland called bear’s asshole. it is in no way the only place w/ a name like this. why yes i have in fact experienced schlong lake.

js the country is a shit hole BUT having just one scientific thing named after a bizarre location there would do a lil bit to redeem it maybe

wtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa

right because a movie reflecting the surrounding zeitgeist is such a radical concept

presence too stronk 4 hoomies

tbh i always figured most kids were watching it out of morbid curiosity lol

re u okay friend

i rly should try tabletop sim for this! i have a krenko (mob boss) deck that i tinkered w/ for quite a while before actually building it, but it turns out getting games can be kind of a nightmare. tried w/ internet randoms over spelltable, never again altho! we might eventually be able to start a pod w/ commune folks & that’d honestly be kinda incredible :3

wonderful! i’m not looking to add another five years worth of content to my backlog

darkness heart darkness heart heart darkness darkness is basically the extent of my understanding of the lore

so the part about salva comes up a bunch in horror spaces, but i’m not sure i was ever aware of coppola’s involvement. makes sense tho. salva is responsible for jeepers keepers & its first sequel, a pair of 00’s monster movies that people tend to remember fondly, but that become incredibly creepy if you know what an abomination the guy is. it almost feels like he’s taunting.

e : i seem to recall vague mentions suggesting the involvement of a producer or something like that, but this might well be the first instance i’ve seen of a name being dropped. fucking disgusting.

america sunk atlantis to save the world

be a shame if something were to happen to such a program