And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

This comic is how 10-year old me first learned the word “bimbo”,

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I graduated in 2010 and my high school had a 3d printer. They weren’t common in the 2000’s but they were around.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

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This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Is there a specific name for that type of clinic? You got me curious now.

Don’t forget about my boy Dante Basco. Dude nailed playing the insecure antagonist who later becomes friends with the main character years before Zuko.

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

oof ouch my bones

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

Dude went from eccentric inventor to powerpoint presenter