One hippopotamus, coming up!!

cocks artillery

Now impeach Agent Orange, and actually convict and sentence this time please.

We’ve seen Democrats just piss their time in power away plenty of times. Last night’s results are promising, but damn it’s hard to be actually optimistic.

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

Well… it might prod some of them into finally noticing the “…and domestic” part of their oath, and act on that obligation to defend the Constitution from the ones currently leaving an orange shit stain on it.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

It’s been done before before - I remember the local news taking fire at Republicans for using this tactic.

Guess the Dems were taking notes this time.

If they’re saying that sincerely, I’d call them friends, not food.

Infact, seeing that “…oh!” moment when the lightbulb finally turns on is a thing of absolute beauty. It’s not easy to shake off decades of propaganda.