Bonus

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It’s metal grinding on metal! You must have heard the noise for miles.

Yes, and…?

Welp, Joe Pesci’s out of a Snickers job

Hope I don’t find this guy discarded on the side of the road or on top of fire hydrant or the like.

That’s the Double truth, Ruth!

If you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore!

— Donald Trump

The edit made it appear he had told supporters he was going to walk to the US Capitol with them and “fight like hell”

Jesus Fucking Christ, Man!

I do all my own turning upside down

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(I meant the new dad type joke?)

Username checks out

That was the most ethnic thing I’ve ever said

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Can’t help but imagine Peter Sellers as a bungling but lovable assassin now

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Church Key - The Revels

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