Fair few states in the US don’t have inspections. (And a few that “do” are really limited and almost meaningless. Like Ohio.)

But Spam is pretty good.

Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you’ve a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that’s probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.

Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you’ll be taking in. It’s worth it.