Everything is an emergency to bypass oversight and legality checks.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?
She’s in your head
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
He has concepts of a two weeks
It’s ok, they just say DEI now with a smirk like they’re clever
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Adding fuel to a fire makes it larger? Fuck me this is breaking news
Please let his next hamberder do the thing we all want.
You know at one point that roller is going to touch his belly button.
I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.
"I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me” - Guy in charge of giving Americans medical advice
Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
So she’s a normal hypocrite republican, votes against policies her constituents need to be successful in the modern world, while blaming them for being in that position in the first place.
No abortion, you already consented to a child if you had sex.
Anti gay marriage, it’s your fault that God made you that way?
Poor? Her family was poor and isn’t now, so fuck you stay poor with no programs to help you escape poverty.
Credit to Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Dallas TX, she doesn’t take shit from rich white men, it’s wonderful to watch.
I farted in the shower and thought I shit myself, but it was just shampoo.
Nature’s version of special cigarettes dad couldn’t buy at our corner store