Dershowitz is such a gangsta!
ClownStatue
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If you’re referring to the probing of the gums around the teeth, that’s not what this guy did. The blood came from him catching my gums while he was scraping excess tarter off the backs of my teeth. Also never had this amount of blood on a bib after a visit before or after this guy, so I’m sticking with him sucking.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable SatellitesEnglish
2·12 days agoRight!? Why is this even a discussion!? We have a chance to make sure the world’s first trillionaire is an (naturalized) American! You legitimately cannot put a price on that! /s
Someone should interview him with a loaded gun on the table between them. The interviewer should make no verbal mention of the gun and only quickly glance at it after saying anything.
Ducking autocorrect.
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281·13 days agoWaiting for Dems to reply in kind: “billionaire-enriching, pedophile-protecting…
When I was a kid mom and I went to a new dentist. I was a kid and didn’t floss like I should, but this guy kept hitting my gums with the picks and tore up the inside of my mouth. When he was finished, he blamed all the blood on my lack of flossing. Thankfully, when we were driving home mom said, “well we won’t be going back there.” Apparently she also was not impressed with that guy.
Edit: spelling. Dentist did not fart in my mouth. That I know of.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump likely to name White House ballroom after himself, officials sayEnglish
22·24 days agoI mean, that’s all I’m ever going to call it.
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11·1 month agoHonestly, the movies got progressively worse. The last one was fun, but nowhere near as good as the Ocean’s 11 remake. Ocean’s 8 was also fun, and maybe better than 13, but still pretty forgettable. 12 was OK at best. I would put the remake up against the original, though. That remains a solid film.
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World News@lemmy.world•French government collapses in 14 hours, deepening political crisisEnglish
6·1 month agoSo basically paving the way for La Pen’s buddies.
I’m genuinely curious how many have looked into the bands on their shirts. Most of the ones I’ve seen represent some genuinely good stuff.
At least the kid was listening to the music. I’ve lost count of the number of kids walking around in “Cure,” “Def Leppard,” “Poison,” etc. shirts who have NFC about the band. They just think the shirt looks cool. Which… of course it is, but look it up on YouTube or something, FFS!
This could easily be from Robert Evans.
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World News@lemmy.world•French ex-president Sarkozy convicted for criminal conspiracy in Libyan campaign financing trialEnglish
3·2 months agoI get wistful watching other countries holding members of the ruling class accountable for their wrongdoings. Maybe one day the US will act like a grown-up country!
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23·2 months agoThat is a load bearing “yet!”
I agree with the sentiment, but porn is maybe too restrictive. Phones basically became the new TV.
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16·2 months agoModern fascists don’t like being called what they are. Used to be they were proud of it. Even named their political party for in in certain cases. Now they’re all just cowards.
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261·2 months agoSoon: DHS Deploys All of ICE to Johnson County Iowa. Governor to Hold Welcome Party.
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News@lemmy.world•Court reinstates fired FTC Democrat, says Trump ignored Supreme Court precedentEnglish
27·3 months agoTime for SCOTUS to abandon another precedent.



And that will complete the US slide into full-on fascism because, despite over 30-odd-years of evidence, US voters still think republicans are better for the economy. Once the [rec|depr]ession hits, the GOP will regain power to “fix things,” and that will be our last free and fair election.